Player 1
W
A
D
- A
- Move left
- W
- Jump
- D
- Move right
- S
- Grab the ball
Slime Soccer
Two players, one keyboard, or a four-round World Cup.
Controls
On a phone: slide a thumb along the strip under the court and your slime walks to it — it stops where your thumb is, so it never overshoots. The grey pad on the right is for your other thumb: tap JUMP, hold GRAB (in the games that have one), and press SHOOT in basketball. The pad is a stick too: push up to jump, hold down to grab, and flick up from a grab to jump with the ball still held.
Player 2
I
J
L
- J / ←
- Move left
- I / ↑
- Jump
- L / →
- Move right
- K / ↓
- Grab the ball
About Slime Soccer
Slime Soccer takes the volleyball physics, swaps the net for two goals and adds a bit of national pride. Pick your country, pick your opponent's, and try to get a ball past a blob that occupies most of the goalmouth just by standing there.
The original World Cup Slime Soccer was one of the most-played of the early-2000s slime games, and one of the first to disappear when browsers stopped running Java applets. This version is a direct port of that Java code — same ball weight, same jump height, same slightly unfair goalkeeping — running natively in your browser with nothing to install.
How to play
Score more goals than your opponent before time runs out. The ball bounces off everything, including the crossbar, so a shot that looks hopeless often isn't. Heading is legal. Standing in your own goal is legal too, though it doesn't make you popular. Two players share a keyboard, or take a nation through the four-round World Cup.
Tip: you can't tackle, so the whole game is about winning the ball in the air. Time your jump so the ball comes down on your side of the slime.
Prefer a net to a goal? Slime Volleyball is where it all began. Want to shoot hoops instead? Slime Basketball is the same slimes with a taller target.
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